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		<title>The Off Season #fridayflash</title>
		<link>http://trevormcpherson.info/2010/01/21/the-off-season-fridayflash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 04:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>More wars, or fewer? The same number, but less violent? Niven preferred to consider the music of the stars in the form of questions like these. What would it be like if everyone could hear it? Tonight&#8217;s symphony of rumbles and whistles seemed appropriate to battle.
This was no Roger Whittaker whistling. It was low and undulating, <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://trevormcpherson.info/2010/01/21/the-off-season-fridayflash/">The Off Season #fridayflash</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More wars, or fewer? The same number, but less violent? Niven preferred to consider the music of the stars in the form of questions like these. What would it be like if everyone could hear it? Tonight&#8217;s symphony of rumbles and whistles seemed appropriate to battle.<br />
This was no Roger Whittaker whistling. It was low and undulating, like the wind that passes between two closely spaced houses ricocheting off the faded vinyl siding, syncopated by protruding electrical meters, abandoned garden tools, and a wheelbarrow full of soil bound for a garden that will forever go wanting. The North Star large but dull, a tarnished steel sonata, sat idle while neighboring constellations ignited in high operatic style. The last throes of a desperate movement capitulating to a soft plum dawn, the musicians in need of rosin and an intermission.</p>
<p>Perched on his rock, he zipped up the the high collar of his sweater, protecting his neck and  the humble beginnings of a beard from the night. He twisted off the thermos lid and poured the remaining half cup of tea into the lid, savouring the warmth on his hands. Soon, it would be too cold to come listen like this. The rock, wide and flat and accommodating as it was no longer received enough sun during the day to radiate comfort in the wee hours. In a matter of weeks, if not days, clouds and snowfall will quiet the stars, and Niven and his kind will endure the white silence.</p>
<p>Every rock, hill, island, and each city roof top yields a different arrangement of the score as ancient frequencies Doppler past. In the long shadows of winter, they will complete their transcriptions. In basements, in libraries, and out of the way coffee shops, they&#8217;ll meet to compare the longitudinal pitch shifts and latitudes of rhythmic variation. Ink stained hands will dance in proclamation of genius, piety, doom, and the sanctity of night.  The papers annotated, filed and eventually archived so other generations may know the subjective and second hand beauty of the stars.</p>
<p>The last notes fade into the ripening morning light and the stars take a bow. As near as Niven could tell, the performance suggested war is destined to exist in one form or another for all eternity. He finished his tea, shook the straggling drops out of the lid-slash-cup, and threaded it back onto the thermos.</p>
<p>Like the others, he will wait patiently for spring, sleepless blankets pulled high and windows shuttered against the snowy glare.  The rock will be there in May. The stars, too. He will have a new season of questions, a warmer sweater, and a bigger thermos.</p>
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		<title>How you&#8217;ll know.  #fridayflash</title>
		<link>http://trevormcpherson.info/2009/11/27/how-youll-know-fridayflash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 07:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>trev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Another from the Six Sentences Archive to finish off National Novel Writing Month. This was originally shared January of 2009.</p>
<p>When your crouched in an aisle in the back of the poorly lit corner of the university library, surrounded by 2 years worth of the Journal of Pop Music, you&#8217;ll know. You&#8217;ll know because you will look <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://trevormcpherson.info/2009/11/27/how-youll-know-fridayflash/">How you&#8217;ll know.  #fridayflash</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Another from the Six Sentences Archive to finish off National Novel Writing Month. This was originally shared January of 2009.</em></p>
<p>When your crouched in an aisle in the back of the poorly lit corner of the university library, surrounded by 2 years worth of the Journal of Pop Music, you&#8217;ll know. You&#8217;ll know because you will look up and see a woman in a simple paisley peasant skirt and a mom-knit sweater, her frizzy red hair corralled by a sky blue hair band. She&#8217;ll hike up her skirt, sit in the middle of the aisle three feet away, and pull her own year&#8217;s worth of journals off the shelf. She&#8217;ll tell you she&#8217;s researching the influence of Latvian bugle calls on house music, and asks what your searching for. You tell her Indonesian punk rock, circa 1992 and she raises an eyebrow. Then she smiles, pushing her constellation of freckles into new patterns. Pulling her backpack to her side, she removes a tupperware container of home made cookies, pops the lid and offers you one.</p>
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		<title>Some Folks.  #fridayflash</title>
		<link>http://trevormcpherson.info/2009/11/20/267/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:01:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>trev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>During National Novel Writing Month, I am highlighting a selection of my contributions to the 6 Sentences Social Network. This was originally posted in March of  2009.</p>
<p>I notice the orange cones that mark a ladder sticking out of a manhole cover, and I look because I am the curious sort.</p>
<p>A head and shoulders emerge, the eyes <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://trevormcpherson.info/2009/11/20/267/">Some Folks.  #fridayflash</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>During National Novel Writing Month, I am highlighting a selection of my contributions to the 6 Sentences Social Network. This was originally posted in March of  2009.</em></p>
<p>I notice the orange cones that mark a ladder sticking out of a manhole cover, and I look because I am the curious sort.</p>
<p>A head and shoulders emerge, the eyes darting about like a rabbit at the mouth of a well hidden hutch. The worker sees me and calls out &#8220;Hey mac &#8211; you got a screwdriver on ya? maybe a dime or a jack knife? Something, anything to turn a small screw and make an adjustment to the gear ratio before this city  starts losing time . We might miss the next generation by almost a month.&#8221;</p>
<p>I pull the lining of my pockets out, signaling my lack of relevant tools, and pose my own question: &#8220;Are there really alligators down there?&#8221; The city worker looks at me and shakes his oil smudged head in bewilderment.</p>
<p>&#8220;Some folks will believe anything,&#8221; he mutters  descending the ladder.</p>
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		<title>Fifteen Percent #fridayflash.</title>
		<link>http://trevormcpherson.info/2009/11/13/fifteen-percent-fridayflash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>trev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>During National Novel Writing Month, I am highlighting a selection of my contributions to the 6 Sentences Social Network. This was originally posted in March of  2009. It was in response to a prompt from Anthony Venutolo
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<p>It used to be a nice place
Somehow, without anyone noticing
It became a soap opera with a good wine list.</p>
<p>Double shifting <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://trevormcpherson.info/2009/11/13/fifteen-percent-fridayflash/">Fifteen Percent #fridayflash.</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>During National Novel Writing Month, I am highlighting a selection of my contributions to the 6 Sentences Social Network. This was originally posted in March of  2009. It was in response to a prompt from <a href="http://bukowskisbasement.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Anthony Venutolo</a><br />
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<p>It used to be a nice place<br />
Somehow, without anyone noticing<br />
It became a soap opera with a good wine list.</p>
<p>Double shifting due to the new kid<br />
double fisting at the bar after his first paycheck,<br />
My aching feet and complaining knees support an<br />
invisible willingness to clear plates and fill<br />
water glasses with a smile.</p>
<p>In the few quiet moments while<br />
they chew, sip, and nod I lean<br />
against the oak bar and observe<br />
eyes bounce from table to table like errant<br />
ping pong balls.</p>
<p>Some put on their church clothes<br />
Spend too much on food they can&#8217;t pronounce and don&#8217;t appreciate,<br />
trying to convince themselves they aren&#8217;t Ralph and Alice.<br />
But they are. Even quality tailoring<br />
can&#8217;t hide that.</p>
<p>Some travel in packs, teeth glistening<br />
armoured in tafeta, rousching, designer denim, and satin pumps<br />
convinced they are doing battle with someone other than themselves.<br />
They arrive as warriors, and<br />
go home slaves.</p>
<p>Table, booth, or bar<br />
it makes no difference.<br />
Everyone that walks through the door<br />
feels like a movie star because<br />
it&#8217;s our job to make them feel that way.</p>
<p>When the chairs are up,  the floors<br />
glisten with mop streaks and the bleach<br />
in the air stings my eyes.<br />
I will go fetch Lisa the sous chef, from the kitchen.<br />
Hand in hand, we catch the last train home<br />
Our pockets fat with 15% of the dreams<br />
the dreamers dreamed tonight.</p>
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		<title>Weatherman #fridayflash</title>
		<link>http://trevormcpherson.info/2009/11/06/weatherman-fridayflash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>trev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>During National Novel Writing Month, I am highlighting a selection of my contributions to the 6 Sentences Social Network. This was originally posted in May of  2009.</p>
<p>The clouds rolled and churned in the sky, each revolution darker than the last, until the sun was gone entirely and the air grew heavy and damp. Little Charles was <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://trevormcpherson.info/2009/11/06/weatherman-fridayflash/">Weatherman #fridayflash</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>During National Novel Writing Month, I am highlighting a selection of my contributions to the 6 Sentences Social Network. This was originally posted in May of  2009.</em></p>
<p>The clouds rolled and churned in the sky, each revolution darker than the last, until the sun was gone entirely and the air grew heavy and damp. Little Charles was restless, his wrinkled 2 month old body kicking and wriggling, his face scrunching in preparation for some serious bawling.<br />
Emma put him down, hoping to preempt a fit, and he calmed and snuggled into his blankets. The clouds grew thinner and whiter and began to part, the sun peaking around their edges. Playing on a mother&#8217;s hunch, she picked Charles up again and the clouds went gray, and a cold wind came out of the East as he fussed and mewled.<br />
The doctor said he though it might be autism, but Emma suspected something much worse.</p>
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		<title>How I learned to curse.  #fridayflash</title>
		<link>http://trevormcpherson.info/2009/10/29/how-i-learned-to-curse-fridayflash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>trev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been knee deep in National Novel Writing Month prep work the last week or so, and as such I offer you a little something from my past. This piece was originally posted over at the Six Sentences social network in December 2008.</p>
<p>My faulty spine and my grin I get from my father, and the freckles <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://trevormcpherson.info/2009/10/29/how-i-learned-to-curse-fridayflash/">How I learned to curse.  #fridayflash</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>I&#8217;ve been knee deep in National Novel Writing Month prep work the last week or so, and as such I offer you a little something from my past. This piece was originally posted over at the Six Sentences social network in December 2008.</em></p>
<p>My faulty spine and my grin I get from my father, and the freckles and knobby knees come from mom&#8217;s side. I absorbed foul language assisting dad with tractor repairs and woodworking projects. The fine art of cursing, of personal and specific verbal attack, I learned playing Scrabble with my mother.</p>
<p>Legend has it, as soon as I showed even passing recognition of letters and words, a Scrabble board was put in front of me. Y&#8217;see, mom loves the game and dad doesn&#8217;t. This was her way of ensuring someone to play with as the years went by, and it has worked marvelously. But, back to the cursing.</p>
<p>In order to level the playing field, she would spot me 50 points. This lasted up to the age of 15, when we played the fateful game that signified I had adult vocabulary powers. Incidentally, it is also the day I heard the story of my birth.</p>
<p>It was just another game of scrabble on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Mom had a glass of wine, I a can of cola, and we shared a bowl of Hawkins Cheezies as we played. One of us, not sure who, had placed the word &#8216;log&#8217; smack dab between the triple word squares at the top of the board. I had been sitting on the Z tile for a couple of rounds, and had finally gotten some vowels to go with it. In what family history recorded as the best scrabble move ever, I placed &#8216;zoo&#8217; on one side of log, and &#8216;ical&#8217; on the other to spell zoological. Two triple words and a bonus for using all seven tiles. This is as close to a royal flush as Scrabble gets. It was also as close to a stroke as I ever want  my mother get. She tallied the points, slammed the pen down and tells me:</p>
<p>&#8220;Jesus Christ! TWO triple word scores and a goddamn bingo! Two weeks late, 14 hours of labour, 23 inches long and shoulders damn near as wide as they are now and THIS is what you do to me?!?!? I brought you into this world, and BY JESUS I am NOT afraid to take you out!!!!&#8221;</p>
<p>I think that&#8217;s the proudest she has ever been of me.</p>
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		<title>Shortcut</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 07:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>trev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Dave raised his collar against the night wind, wishing he&#8217;d worn a scarf. The leftover kitchen humidity mingled with his own stale sweat as he made his way home, creating a chilly layer of moisture under his clothes. Restaurant work sucked, but it was easy to find and keep. Plus, Viva Roma was close to home, <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://trevormcpherson.info/2009/10/23/shortcut/">Shortcut</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dave raised his collar against the night wind, wishing he&#8217;d worn a scarf. The leftover kitchen humidity mingled with his own stale sweat as he made his way home, creating a chilly layer of moisture under his clothes. Restaurant work sucked, but it was easy to find and keep. Plus, <em>Viva Roma </em>was close to home, and that was important to Dave. Only four city blocks between home and work, two down, then two over. Those blocks contained everything he needed. Grocery store, coffee shop, produce market, liquor store, and a handful of used book stores. It might not be the prettiest part of town, but it was home.</p>
<p>The October wind reddened Dave&#8217;s cheeks and quickened his step. Even four blocks was feeling too far in this weather. He decided to risk cutting through the alley. It was dark, but it wasn&#8217;t late. He&#8217;d used the short cut all summer and nothing bad happened. Dark and cold don&#8217;t increase danger, he told himself. Ahh, rationalization &#8211; one of the joys of being human.</p>
<p>Two yards into the alley, the sodium glow of the street lamps disappeared behind a dark zipper of shadows cast by aging brownstones and overflowing dumpsters. Under foot, the pavement felt cracked, uneven, and a little slick. Dave walked cautiously, putting his attention not on the darkness ahead, but the beckoning glow of light at the other end of the alley. A hand, broad and heavy draped over his shoulder. His heart stopped mid-beat and his knees were as supportive as pudding. It was all he could do not to piss himself.</p>
<p>A bowling ball voice spoke from well above Dave&#8217;s head.<br />
&#8220;Toby, just relax. Everything will be fine.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;B-b-b-but my name&#8217;s not Toby,&#8221; Dave said.<br />
&#8220;I know that,&#8221; the voice said. &#8220;A little relaxation wouldn&#8217;t hurt you either, though. Toby is the rat that levitated you.&#8221;</p>
<p>Dave looked down, and saw he was a good three inches off the ground. His instinct was to run. However, he realized that between the feet in the air and the hand on his shoulder, he would go nowhere. Sure enough, there was a small pair of glistening black eyes amidst the candy wrappers and pizza boxes to his left. His fear turned to anger, then curious definace.</p>
<p>&#8220;Magic rats?&#8221; said Dave. &#8220;What makes me so damn special I get to meet magic rats and a friggin&#8217; giant tonight?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Nothing special about it. Toby here just turned three, and it&#8217;s time he learned to use his powers.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Powers? Rats have special powers? Come on,&#8221; Dave said.<br />
&#8220;Not all rats,&#8221; said the voice from above and behind, &#8220;just some of the newer models.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Newer models?&#8221; Dave echoed. He felt his feet touch down on firm ground, and the hand lifted from his shoulder. He felt safer, somehow protected.</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes, newer models. Toby here is one of our latest, and a very quick learner. A model recruit, if I say so myself. What did you say your name was?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t, but it&#8217;s Dave.&#8221; He felt warmer, more comfortable. His eyes had adjusted to the dark, and he turned to look at the man with the large hands. He was enormous. In the alley, he was dark against dark. Dave could make out a gaunt, bearded face under long, thin hair, and the silhouette of a tattered trench coat atop faded jeans and scuffed, worn at the heel cowboy boots.</p>
<p>&#8220;I must go now, and tend to the others. Toby will show you to your new home,&#8221; Said the man.</p>
<p>Dave flicked his tail, and squeezed under a pile of wet boxes right benind Toby, off to start a new life.</p>
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		<title>Happy Ending # fridayflash</title>
		<link>http://trevormcpherson.info/2009/10/16/happy-ending-fridayflash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>trev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>At first, the mild electrical shock and tiny horizontal rollers tickled as they brushed his eyelashes. The novelty wore off in seconds. Floating safely in the isolation tank of body temperature saline solution, Marsden relaxed, and began to enjoy the neural fireworks his cortex launched against the artificial night of his closed eyelids.</p>
<p>Rippling orange waves of <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://trevormcpherson.info/2009/10/16/happy-ending-fridayflash/">Happy Ending # fridayflash</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At first, the mild electrical shock and tiny horizontal rollers tickled as they brushed his eyelashes. The novelty wore off in seconds. Floating safely in the isolation tank of body temperature saline solution, Marsden relaxed, and began to enjoy the neural fireworks his cortex launched against the artificial night of his closed eyelids.</p>
<p>Rippling orange waves of an atomic peach color erupted from a tiny, twitching dot of black in the center of his visual field. The black turned blue, eclipsing the orange before morphing into cinnamon red jellyfish tentacles swaying and straggling in his visual cortex. The tentacles entwined when they touched, shifting colours until there was just one rope  dazzling with a rainbow of colours melting into each other. The rope curled in on itself, coiling in like one of those round, too big to fit in your mouth lollipops he had as a kid. Thick, round, sugary rainbows that stretched your lips and hurt your teeth if you tried to bite through them.</p>
<p>The coil of light spun faster and faster, becoming a blur of phosphorescent yellow before tipping back in his field of view, becoming three dimensional. Marsden marveled as the centre dropped out and unravelled. It was like the Indian rope trick, only upside down. The end of the rope unfurled and plummeted out of the bottom of his field of vision. He watched the pale yellow rope turn white as the last of it fell out of sight, and he saw nothing but the purest, impenetrable black. Not only saw it, but felt it; that sense of the void, of emptiness on a large scale. This was what the whole experiment was about. Finding that sweet spot of sensory deprivation and sensory excitation that would override conscious interpretation of events.</p>
<p>Tears of joy leaked out from under Marsden&#8217;s eyelids. By his estimation, there was 3 minutes left in the experiment, then Horst would open the pod, and help him out. He would quickly towel off,&nbsp; write out his observations, review the EEG read outs, and have a white paper ready by the end of the week.</p>
<p>He felt he change in air temp and sensed the light of the room when the lid was open. He felt two fingers against his neck. Checking and recording vital signs, making a full assessment before removing the apparatus. Good man, Horst, good man, thought Marsden.</p>
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<div style="text-align: left;">&#8220;Everything was fine. It was going exactly as planned. I&#8230;we,&#8221; Horst stammered. &#8220;I have no idea what happened. His vitals were strong right until the end. When he didn&#8217;t respond, I looked for a pulse, then called you guys.&#8221; The officer kept writing notes, and called over his shoulder to the medical examiner.</p>
<p>&#8220;Frank, you got an official time of death for me?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Well, I&#8217;d say about an hour ago, maybe half that. We&#8217;ll know more once we get him to the lab. Looks like natural causes. One thing odd, though.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Odd,&#8221; said Horst,&#8221;what&#8217;s odd about it?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;The smile,&#8221; said Frank. &#8220;In my professional experience, nobody dies smiling.&#8221;</p></div>
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		<title>The Collector &#8211; #fridayflash</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Captain Noel Tayak went from unconscious to panicked as soon as he opened his eyes. It was a toss up, actually, as to which he became aware of first: the cold steel table under his naked back, or the thick leather restraints at his wrists, ankles, waist, and forehead. Along with the aseptic, professionally clean odor <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://trevormcpherson.info/2009/09/18/the-collector-fridayflash/">The Collector &#8211; #fridayflash</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Captain Noel Tayak went from unconscious to panicked as soon as he opened his eyes. It was a toss up, actually, as to which he became aware of first: the cold steel table under his naked back, or the thick leather restraints at his wrists, ankles, waist, and forehead. Along with the aseptic, professionally clean odor of the pale blue room, these physical sensations told him he was in big trouble. He had been piloting scientists around this solar system and others long enough to know a laboratory when he saw it. Or, in this case, felt and smelled it. He knew what went on in those labs.</p>
<p>The light gradually increased and Noel heard voices. Unable to turn and look, he simply had to listen and wait. Voices was too generous a term. It was a sound like the gobbling of turkeys broadcast on a poor quality AM radio. Undulating, unevenly pitched, yet purposeful sounds. The speakers paused, and two sets of footsteps approached.</p>
<p>Noel could feel the presence of who, or whatever, stood nearby. There was a spate of purposeful clucking noises, then silence. An eggplant purple, ovoid head leaned in over top of Tayak&#8217;s face. The top of the skull, where it began to taper to a point, was covered in a fine mesh of silken fibers that twinkled like water in sunshine whenever the creature moved it&#8217;s head. There was nothing he would consider eyes, and only layer upon layer of thin, rose petal pink flesh where humans would have a mouth. It appeared to have no sensory organs whatsoever. When it spoke, and the gill-like veils of flesh move like curtains in a breeze.</p>
<p>The other one wheeled a machine over, and lowered a large metal ring on a spring loaded arm over the captain&#8217;s chest. It emitted light in the form of green cross-hairs, which were lined up, near as Tayak could tell from his restrained point of view, right over his heart. The sweat stung his eyes, and he nervously clenched and unclenched his fists. The first one, the talker, reached for his face. Three short tentacles, the underside leathered and gritty like the paw of a small dog or house cat, touched Noel&#8217;s face.</p>
<p>The Ovoid pulled at Captain Tayaks&#8217;s cheek, exposing the bloodshot underside of his eyeball. He felt the dryness of the room in his tear ducts and began weeping.</p>
<div style="text-align: center;">***</div>
<p>Noel Tayak had worked on developing the SSPS, or Solar System Positioning System, while an undergraduate. When he was offered a position in flight school, fast-tracked and with full scholarship, it was a no-brainer. What boy doesn&#8217;t grow up wanting to be an astronaut? The sheer thrill of it all eclipsed the whys and wherefores of the situation. The Universal Territories space program regularly sent Mary, a recruitment officer, around to chat with him at least once a month. In his second semester, full of caffiene and enthusiasm, Noel had explained the subject of interstitial matrices, and the identification and cataloging of polydimensional time-space coordinates. Mary smiled, and asked if he would mind if she took the napkins he had written his diagrams and equations on. &#8220;I got &#8216;em on the computer at home. You go right ahead,&#8221; he had replied.</p>
<p>Noel didn&#8217;t know it, but right after that meeting she dialed a number at Universal Territories. It went to voice mail, and she left a five word message: &#8220;He&#8217;s the one. He&#8217;s ready.&#8221;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;">***</p>
<div style="text-align: left;">Noel had plenty of time to think while they did&#8230;things to him. They had not removed, prodded, measured, or passed a high voltage current through any part of him. In this respect, they were kinder than the human scientists he ferried about. Kinder, but no less curious or thorough. They had, he was aware, added things. Several syringes had been expunged into his veins, and soft, gelatinous items had been tucked into his eye sockets and inserted into his nostrils.</p>
<p>The fear gradually subsided, and he lost track of time. Hours? Days? Months? He had no idea how long he&#8217;d been captive. Long enough for weight loss to make the restraints loose. Long enough for their turkey-talk to sound normal, almost pleasant. Long enough to not be scared of dying. If they wanted him dead, it would have happened by now.</p>
<p>He slipped his arms out of the restraints, and fumbled with the forehead brace. The waist strap had gone limp against his shrunken abdomen, and he easily unbuckled it with his leathery tentacles. They were much easier to control than he would have thought.</p>
<p>He missed his eyes the most, but quickly adjusted to the all encompassing awareness that replaced his human senses. He simply experienced his environment through the silky antennae fibres on the crown of his skull.</p>
<p>Others entered the room, talking the turkey talk. This time, he understood it.</p></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">&#8220;He awakes. The transition is complete,&#8221; said the taller of the two</p>
<p>&#8220;Our efforts were not in vain,&#8221; the companion replied.</p>
<p>Noel spoke his new language, using the one word that had bounced around his head the whole time he was restrained: &#8220;Why?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;We do not breed, we convert,&#8221; the shorter informed him. &#8220;We needed a collector. Your experience with SSPS made you the prime candidate.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;And what will I collect?&#8221; Noel asked.</p>
<p>&#8220;Others from the interstitial zones. Those who live between, the Connectors. They are of the most value. Now that they have been discovered, they must be protected from your previous species, and  others like them.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Because,&#8221; Noel paused, &#8220;without them, nothing moves. All points are distant, remote, and diminished. The whole cannot be greater than the sum of it&#8217;s parts if there is no way to <em>sum</em> the parts, correct?&#8221;</p>
<p>The shorter turned to the taller. &#8220;She was right,&#8221; it spoke, &#8220;he <em>is</em> the one.&#8221;</div>
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		<title>Now and Then &#8211; #fridayflash</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Professor Harold Stamp was enjoying a bowl of vanilla ice cream and watching a re-run of Who Isn&#8217;t The Boss? when the alarm started. The red bulb on the wall pulsed and a circuit breaker flipped, killing the power to the television and the living room lights. &#8220;It&#8217;s time, Clyde. We knew it would come to <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://trevormcpherson.info/2009/09/11/now-and-then-fridayflash/">Now and Then &#8211; #fridayflash</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Professor Harold Stamp was enjoying a bowl of vanilla ice cream and watching a re-run of <em>Who Isn&#8217;t The Boss?</em> when the alarm started. The red bulb on the wall pulsed and a circuit breaker flipped, killing the power to the television and the living room lights. &#8220;It&#8217;s time, Clyde. We knew it would come to this, didn&#8217;t we?&#8221; He put his bowl down, scooped up the hefty calico cat and a family photo, and headed for the basement.</p>
<p>The chronosphere glowed dark blue. Inside the electrostatic fluid churned and frothed like an angry sea. The various clockwork rods rotated with increasing speed. Soon, their respective velocities would overcome the magnetic forces that kept them apart from one another. The trajectory of the past rod brought one end out of the fluid and electricity arced bright and graceful against the inside of the heavy glass sphere. The present spun like helicopter blades, and the future toppled end over end. With each rotation, it came closer to the surface as it rose closer to the surface. Harold put the cat down and placed the photo next to the chronosphere.</p>
<p>&#8220;I told them this day would come, Clyde.&#8221; The professor removed his glasses and polished them on his wrinkled plaid shirt, and pointed them at his tubby, indifferent cat. &#8220;Mark my words, kitty. This is the beginning of the end. Which, of course is nothing more than a new beginning. But we can&#8217;t expect the big-wigs and hot shots to believe that, can we?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;1968,&#8221; he announced to the cat,&#8221; you remember the year. &#8220;The sphere got dark and cloudy. The history rod almost stopped completely, the present was a blur, and the future spun so slowly it may as well have been still. Nixon, Hippies, Vietnam; the Black Panthers, Dr. King. Turbulent times. Mind you, we also got <em>Laugh In</em> and <em>2001: A Space Odyssey</em>.&#8221;  Clyde blinked at the professor, and returned to his nap, unimpressed by the history lesson.</p>
<p>Harold poured himself three fingers of Macallan single malt. He swished it in the heavy tumbler and sipped. The soft, pleasant burn loosened his tongue, and he continued lecturing the cat.</p>
<p>&#8220;Mind you, things weren&#8217;t much better when the present and future sunk to the bottom, and history went like a bat out of hell there in the late nineties.&#8221;  He sipped again, rolled the scotch around his mouth before swallowing. &#8220;Clinton behaves like Kennedy, we try and start another Cold War in the desert. Then there were the ice storms, heatwaves, and our good ol&#8217; friend El Nino.&#8221; He finished the scotch, and pours another.</p>
<p>&#8220;Speaking of natural disasters, Seinfeld said goodbye in ninety-eight.&#8221; He raised his glass in tribute, then downed it. &#8220;But enough about <em>then</em>. This is all about <em>now</em>. Well, relatively speaking, anyway. The simultaneous is about to subsume the sequential. You know what that means, kitty?&#8221; Clyde made a point of looking up and past Harold rather than at him, then returned to grooming his front paws.</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes, well, frankly neither do I. More&#8217;s the embarrassment as I&#8217;ve made it my life work to study time. I create the most important time keeping device since the Mayans, and I get shunned. A laughing stock. Fringe science, they call it&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;And the future,&#8221; he said, fondly running a finger over the image of his beloved Annette beside him in the photo, &#8220;when the future spun out of control and mangled the present, we lost much more than we expected.&#8221;</p>
<p>Harold pulled chair up next to the chronosphere, and put the remainder of the Macallan within easy reach. He looked to the photo on the table, then into his almost empty glass. He stared as the three rods representing the past, present, and the future. They spun increasingly out of control. He raised a hand and felt the heat from the chronosphere increasing. One rod or the other breached the surface of the fluid, and arcs of electricity flashed against the inside of the sphere relentlessly, throwing elongated shadows of Harold against the basement walls.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s happening Clyde. This time it&#8217;s really happening. The three phases of time will collide and become one. We will begin anew.&#8221; The increased activity made the chronosphere rattle against its pedestal, and Harold steadied it with his hand. It was almost too hot to touch. With the other hand, he grabbed the scotch. Foregoing a glass, he drank from the bottle. &#8220;All right, time, you wretched beast, I&#8217;m ready for you &#8211; do your worst!&#8221;</p>
<p>Presently, the three rods fused. The fluid settled. Past, present, and future bobbed gently on the surface, like driftwood near the shore. Harold realized he had been holding his breath, and exhaled loudly.</p>
<p>&#8220;We made it Clyde. We did it old friend; we weathered the time storm.&#8221; He clapped his hands in drunken delight, and did a pathetic little dance step. &#8220;All is one, one is all. Space and time are unbound. We are as free to wait for yesterday as we are to anticipate tomorrow. Anyone that ever has or ever will exist <em>does</em> exist. What say we go have a look-see, shall we?&#8221;</p>
<p>Harold stumbled up the stairs. Same bowl of half eaten, melting ice cream. Same TV guide, same TV channel. And no Annette. He shut his eye tight against the the sorrow and regret. Why had he shown her the chronosphere? He&#8217;d encouraged her to touch it, to feel the warmth. When the singularity occurred, she became infinite.  Time stole his bride.</p>
<p>His daughter sat on the couch, in the dark. &#8220;Hi, Dad. Mrs Windermere called when she saw the flashing lights. Any luck this time?&#8221;</p>
<p>Harold slumped against the wall, choking back tears. &#8220;Nope. I&#8217;m still here, and she&#8217;s still there. Wherever and whenever there is.&#8221;</p>
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