He: So, which do you think would make better talk show hosts – ninjas or demons?

She: Ummm..ninjas would probably be easier to find than demons.

He: Not necessarily. I know a guy….

She: Of course you do.

He: I sense you’re not taking me seriously.

She: This coming from a guy who wants to produce a talk show with ninjas. How are you gonna get that on the air?!?

He: Two words for you – Fox Broadcasting.