TV Announcer: ” What’s the worse thing that can happen in an airplane?”
He: Monkeys. Rabid attack monkeys with guns.
She: Get real. You can’t take monkeys on planes.
He: Before 9/11 you could take all kinds a things on planes – toothpaste, shampoo, monkeys. You just don’t ‘member the old days is all.
She: I think it’s time you went to bed.
He: You’re probably right, but you gotta go check for monkeys first. I don’t mind dying in my sleep, but I ain’t goin’ out like that.