She: I know that look…what’s on your mind?

He: Oh, just thinking ’bout robots.

She: Tiny, cute sushi making robots, by any chance?

He: Sushi?!? What does sushi have to do with world domination?

She (getting up from couch): I’m hiding the soldering iron – again.

He: Okay, but don’t come crying to me when the evil robots take over because there were no non-evil ones to save us. If the human race gets enslaved, it’s TOTALLY your fault.