He: Ahn-hel?!?! Seems kinda pretentious to me.
She: He’s Latino. That’s how it’s pronounced.
He: Maybe. I think he just wants to seem cooler than he really is.
She: somebody’s jealous!!
He: From now on, you must pronounce my name tray-ho. My people pronounce the ‘v’ like an ‘h.’
She: Your people? You have people?
He: Yes. The Heterosexual Latino Wannabe Anti-Fashion Designers of Suburbia. We’re pushing ill fitting Dockers, cheap ties, and $12 Timex watches as the “it” look of 2011.
He: So…is anything interesting going to happen?
She: It’s not that kind of film.
He: Oh. I see, it’s cinema sed-a-teev, like one of those french films.
She: You don’t have to finish watching it.
He: I found a website where I can watch paint dry. Enjoy the rest of the film.
TV Announcer: ” What’s the worse thing that can happen in an airplane?”
He: Monkeys. Rabid attack monkeys with guns.
She: Get real. You can’t take monkeys on planes.
He: Before 9/11 you could take all kinds a things on planes – toothpaste, shampoo, monkeys. You just don’t ‘member the old days is all.
She: I think it’s time you went to bed.
He: You’re probably right, but you gotta go check for monkeys first. I don’t mind dying in my sleep, but I ain’t goin’ out like that.
She: I know that look…what’s on your mind?
He: Oh, just thinking ’bout robots.
She: Tiny, cute sushi making robots, by any chance?
He: Sushi?!? What does sushi have to do with world domination?
She (getting up from couch): I’m hiding the soldering iron – again.
He: Okay, but don’t come crying to me when the evil robots take over because there were no non-evil ones to save us. If the human race gets enslaved, it’s TOTALLY your fault.
He: So, which do you think would make better talk show hosts – ninjas or demons?
She: Ummm..ninjas would probably be easier to find than demons.
He: Not necessarily. I know a guy….
She: Of course you do.
He: I sense you’re not taking me seriously.
She: This coming from a guy who wants to produce a talk show with ninjas. How are you gonna get that on the air?!?
He: Two words for you – Fox Broadcasting.