romeromeo Hey @the_juliet – Swell party last night. If we don’t hook up soon, I’ll kill myself.
the_juliet @romeoromeo Dude, ur 2 emo. Chill. The fam’s not happy.
romeoromeo @the_juliet No prob, I have a plan.
the_juliet @romeoromeo OMG. Just saw nurse – you so crazy. Don’t do anything stupid.
romeoromeo @the_juliet Umm, too late. FWIW, R U & @CousinTy like, y’know…tight? afk/brb #onthelam
the_juliet @romeoromeo WTF?!? Come 2 me – mama needs a li’l sugah.
romeoromeo @the_juliet Booty call? Fo’ real? C U at window – again. LOL.
the_juliet Sweet! @FriarL hooked me up. S’all good. At least I think it is. #whatever.
romeoromeo Shit. Another body. Oh well. #suckstobeme
the_juliet OMFG! OMFG! I see dead people. #relationshipfail

LOL!
U crzy gd wrtr!
<3 ths!
*rofl*
This one took me a while. Splendid!
That was awesome! Silly tweeting emo teens…
Slightly less punchable than the original couple. Well done! Is this a teaser for a full-on remake?
Teaser? No, more of a proof of concept. If further experiments work out, there will be something similar.
Romeo and Juliet?
tl;dr
u PWN #fridayflash, d00d
great fun
rofl
WTF?
crz xcelnt stuf
#fridayflash ==> winner!
Peace, Linda
Too, too funny!
You are one creative/original thinker/writer.
Really enjoyed this.
Yes, more.
LOL! 2 funny!
LOL at “ur 2 emo” Nice work.
Thanks, David. I owe it all to a little last minute inspiration based on a combination of hard drive failure and Twitter time suck.
“Dude, ur 2 emo.”
Genius. Seriously.
Thanks for the kind words. I knew all that Shakespeare from high school would come in useful one day.
U R Insane!
Just a little, but I make it work for me.
Thanks for reading.
I am so frickin’ old.
OMGoodness – so laughing right now!
gr8!
Outrageously funny, Trev!
Heh, you should do Hamlet next. That would kick ass.
Brilliant!!!!
By the way, Trevor, I love your website. It looks just like a newspaper… do you work for one?