Shortcut

Dave raised his collar against the night wind, wishing he’d worn a scarf. The leftover kitchen humidity mingled with his own stale sweat as he made his way home, creating a chilly layer of moisture under his clothes. Restaurant work sucked, but it was easy to find and keep. Plus, Viva Roma was close to home, and that was important to Dave. Only four city blocks between home and work, two down, then two over. Those blocks contained everything he needed. Grocery store, coffee shop, produce market, liquor store, and a handful of used book stores. It might not be the prettiest part of town, but it was home.

The October wind reddened Dave’s cheeks and quickened his step. Even four blocks was feeling too far in this weather. He decided to risk cutting through the alley. It was dark, but it wasn’t late. He’d used the short cut all summer and nothing bad happened. Dark and cold don’t increase danger, he told himself. Ahh, rationalization – one of the joys of being human.

Two yards into the alley, the sodium glow of the street lamps disappeared behind a dark zipper of shadows cast by aging brownstones and overflowing dumpsters. Under foot, the pavement felt cracked, uneven, and a little slick. Dave walked cautiously, putting his attention not on the darkness ahead, but the beckoning glow of light at the other end of the alley. A hand, broad and heavy draped over his shoulder. His heart stopped mid-beat and his knees were as supportive as pudding. It was all he could do not to piss himself.

A bowling ball voice spoke from well above Dave’s head.
“Toby, just relax. Everything will be fine.”
“B-b-b-but my name’s not Toby,” Dave said.
“I know that,” the voice said. “A little relaxation wouldn’t hurt you either, though. Toby is the rat that levitated you.”

Dave looked down, and saw he was a good three inches off the ground. His instinct was to run. However, he realized that between the feet in the air and the hand on his shoulder, he would go nowhere. Sure enough, there was a small pair of glistening black eyes amidst the candy wrappers and pizza boxes to his left. His fear turned to anger, then curious definace.

“Magic rats?” said Dave. “What makes me so damn special I get to meet magic rats and a friggin’ giant tonight?”

“Nothing special about it. Toby here just turned three, and it’s time he learned to use his powers.”

“Powers? Rats have special powers? Come on,” Dave said.
“Not all rats,” said the voice from above and behind, “just some of the newer models.”

“Newer models?” Dave echoed. He felt his feet touch down on firm ground, and the hand lifted from his shoulder. He felt safer, somehow protected.

“Yes, newer models. Toby here is one of our latest, and a very quick learner. A model recruit, if I say so myself. What did you say your name was?”

“I didn’t, but it’s Dave.” He felt warmer, more comfortable. His eyes had adjusted to the dark, and he turned to look at the man with the large hands. He was enormous. In the alley, he was dark against dark. Dave could make out a gaunt, bearded face under long, thin hair, and the silhouette of a tattered trench coat atop faded jeans and scuffed, worn at the heel cowboy boots.

“I must go now, and tend to the others. Toby will show you to your new home,” Said the man.

Dave flicked his tail, and squeezed under a pile of wet boxes right benind Toby, off to start a new life.

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12 comments to Shortcut

  • Okay, so my breath hitched when Dave decided to cut through the alley. NO! I said aloud. Something bad is going to happen…

    Something did happen, and it WAS bad.. Also funny!

    However, I was confused by “a bowling ball voice…” What does that sound like?

    I’ve never bowled so maybe that’s the problem, hehehe.

    • I’m glad you enjoyed it, Marisa. A bowling ball makes a sound like tiny thunder as it rolls down the alley. I knew I was taking a chance with that phrase, but….If you don’t take chance once in a while, what’s the point?

  • Ach! I’ll never take a shortcut again. Brilliant idea conveyed with humor. Your versatility continues to amaze me.

    On another note… I see a Pynchon novel on your LibraryThing shelf. Did you ever read GRAVITY’S RAINBOW? I’m in the thick of it and it simply awes me. Peace, Linda

    • Thanks! Gravity’s Rainbow is on theto-do list. Found it at the library, and was somewhat surprised at it’s size. It will have to wait ’til after NaNoWriMo (just like the rest of my life)

  • I liked the piece, but also had no idea what a bowling ball voice is. One that sounds heavy and dull? Your explanation makes sense, though. Good on you for tacking a chance!

  • What a wonderful, funny, frightening ending! That’s what he gets for taking the shortcut, I guess.

  • You never know where you can end up when you take that first step out of your front door. I’ll treat alleyways with even more suspicion than usual from now on. Damn magic rats. I oughta phone the council.

  • A bowling ball voice? Taking a chance is a good exercise. I wasn’t sure at first if it was a bowling ball talking or what someone talking like a bowling ball might sound like. I didn’t think of the howl of the ball going down the lane.

    Fun story. Poor Dave. But sounds like Dave’s new life could turn out better with a fast learner showing him around, and as long as that comfortable feeling stays with him. Poor Dave.

  • This was awesome. As usual you used some very fun and creative descriptors – bowling ball voice and dark against dark. I always enjoy your work.

  • I liked the bowling ball voice. And the pudding knees :-)
    I’m reminded of a bit in Lord of the Rings, where someone states that shortcuts generally turn out to be the longest way to get anywhere!

  • I like the free associating – where rats can do anything. Magic rats. There are no boundaries on where our imaginations can take us. Nicely done.

  • It’s like they say, if you win the rat race… you’re still a rat!

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